what is sleep?
we just don’t know.
what is sleep?
we just don’t know.
We had an impromptu Lokean-party for a friend. She’s new to Loki, but not to paganism and feeling kinda lost, lately. Single malt was drunk, jokes were told, we compared notes on where our various spiritual lives are at and (as always happens with these things) we ended up in the kitchen past midnight doing slightly tipsy divination.
Do not even ask me why I’m better at divination when there’s whisky. Either way, I think it helped.
Also, I think I had her going for all of two seconds when I said it was time for her initiation and the goat was waiting outside, to be tied to her genitalia. It was when I mentioned that the Illuminati weather machine that’d help her do her part in bringing on Ragnarok was in the post, along with her membership card that she cracked up.
I think that of the 11 flights on Flight Rising, people would have probably expected me to go into the Arcane Flight because the Arcanist and woo magix and knowledge and curiosity and that those are things associated with Beaky. But instead I went into the Shadow Flight because the Shadowbinder is…
Shadow flight dirty tricksy types, unite!
I just like cheating gits, that’s pretty much why I went for Shadow. And y’know, every character I’ve ever loved, nearly every deity I honour… There’s a pattern. Dirty cheaters, one and all.
Plus, purpfle eyed babies sacrificed, er.. I mean *exalted*, (totally not nommed on like delicious delicious candy by a godlike being) in the name of the Shadowbinder!
I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influence #and nothing about these movies so much as her—snarling selfish sea-hungry pirate king #sometimes I rewatch the first movie and laugh to myself about how little it understood her and will; how it tried to convince us #that will was the pirate because he was chasing after her; and pirates are obsessed with treasure #when elizabeth spends the first movie chasing freedom and the next two chasing him; chasing her freedom; chasing war; chasing the world #her wedding was interrupted and she held the man responsible at gunpoint until he gave her letters of pardon #she was mistaken for a sea goddess and accepted it without question; she led an army to war as though it were her due #and she did it all without ever apologizing for the lives she takes or the lies she tells and when she betrays sparrow with a kiss #he hisses ”pirate” because what else could she be
These hashtags explain exactly what I like about these films.
Damn, it feels good to be biotic.
muggleborns putting on the macarena at hogwarts school discos and all dancing to it in the middle of the room and some of the purebloods are practicing at the side of the dancefloor and falling into each other
muggleborns putting charms on other students to make them say nothing…
I cant tell what I’m craving more…Red Meat..or a Salad . -.-
#blood moon girl problems
have a salad with red meat in it? STEAK SALAD.
I’ve decided my true calling is to become a Spirit Worker, Guys.
They speak to me on a level the living can’t.
The only spirits I can hear directly.
Can we call bartenders ‘spirit workers’ now?
I’m sorry, but I really do have to go. I’ve got urgent work with some single malt and it will not take no for an answer.
A penguin of the week with a little gift for you each day~ Start off the week with some penguin positivity! :D
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
You’ve found out my secret.
I just want to bang everybody all the time.
Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.
Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.
Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.
Steve Rogers lost his best friend.
Bruce Banner attempted suicide.
If they can save the world, you can get through this day.
Never stop fighting.
And don’t ever think that the stuff that you do to get through the bad days is stupid or worthless. Wonder Woman thinks the Pokemon card game is a game for warriors. I can’t even imagine what she thinks of the strategic value of cat gifs.
what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags
I volunteer as tribute.
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
Why in the everloving fuck can I not just put
"My sexuality is currently Jim Moriarty’s little neck roll, so if you’re a violent psychopath with a cute smile, I’m probably putty in your hands. Very bite-y putty, who’d give you a run for your money. Can acquire coat. Already have cheekbones. Please no murderous puzzles. Email is fine.’
as my entire OKCupid profile?
I mean, sure, I might attract a lot of crazies, but someone’s got to make a snarky comment about swimming pools and bombs. That’s totally valid criteria for my dating pool, right?
With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes !
So dance, fucker, dance.
I never get tired of this song.
I never had a chance
It was really only you