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Tonight

We had an impromptu Lokean-party for a friend. She’s new to Loki, but not to paganism and feeling kinda lost, lately. Single malt was drunk, jokes were told, we compared notes on where our various spiritual lives are at and (as always happens with these things) we ended up in the kitchen past midnight doing slightly tipsy divination.

Do not even ask me why I’m better at divination when there’s whisky. Either way, I think it helped. 

Also, I think I had her going for all of two seconds when I said it was time for her initiation and the goat was waiting outside, to be tied to her genitalia. It was when I mentioned that the Illuminati weather machine that’d help her do her part in bringing on Ragnarok was in the post, along with her membership card that she cracked up. 

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satdeshret:

I think that of the 11 flights on Flight Rising, people would have probably expected me to go into the Arcane Flight because the Arcanist and woo magix and knowledge and curiosity and that those are things associated with Beaky. But instead I went into the Shadow Flight because the Shadowbinder is…

Shadow flight dirty tricksy types, unite!

I just like cheating gits, that’s pretty much why I went for Shadow. And y’know, every character I’ve ever loved, nearly every deity I honour… There’s a pattern. Dirty cheaters, one and all.

Plus, purpfle eyed babies sacrificed, er.. I mean *exalted*, (totally not nommed on like delicious delicious candy by a godlike being) in the name of the Shadowbinder!

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inkystars:

I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

        

These hashtags explain exactly what I like about these films.

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cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

equallyaslost:

I’ve decided my true calling is to become a Spirit Worker, Guys.

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They speak to me on a level the living can’t.

The only spirits I can hear directly.

True facts.

Can we call bartenders ‘spirit workers’ now?

I’m sorry, but I really do have to go. I’ve got urgent work with some single malt and it will not take no for an answer.

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castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

And don’t ever think that the stuff that you do to get through the bad days is stupid or worthless. Wonder Woman thinks the Pokemon card game is a game for warriors. I can’t even imagine what she thinks of the strategic value of cat gifs.

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Why in the everloving fuck can I not just put 

"My sexuality is currently Jim Moriarty’s little neck roll, so if you’re a violent psychopath with a cute smile, I’m probably putty in your hands. Very bite-y putty, who’d give you a run for your money. Can acquire coat. Already have cheekbones. Please no murderous puzzles. Email is fine.’

as my entire OKCupid profile?

I mean, sure, I might attract a lot of crazies, but someone’s got to make a snarky comment about swimming pools and bombs. That’s totally valid criteria for my dating pool, right?

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