Limnaia

Halfway is my natural habitat

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satdeshret:

I…… should try translating songs to Dovahzul.

Imma do that after dinner. >:D

I’ve made it a point to learn to translate Like A Prayer into every language I’ve ever learned. Just in case of emergency. 

It sounds amazing in German.

"DAS LEBEN IST EINE MYSTEEEEEERIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUM…."

Not that I’m suggesting a hilarious song choice or anything.

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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

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burningonyx:

carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

excessunrated:

SUCH A BABY.

…perfect bby.

OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN
Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters. 
They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.
Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!
Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro. 
HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.

Adult hippos will rip you apart given half a chance. Herbivore =//= peaceful.

How can such a terrifying machine of destruction be so goddamn adorable? I see you, cutie. I see that you could kill me so very dead so very easily. 

burningonyx:

carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

excessunrated:

SUCH A BABY.

…perfect bby.

OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN

Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters. 

They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.

Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!

Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro. 

HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.

Adult hippos will rip you apart given half a chance. Herbivore =//= peaceful.

How can such a terrifying machine of destruction be so goddamn adorable? I see you, cutie. I see that you could kill me so very dead so very easily. 

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naamahdarling:

winneganfake:

metropolis-vanguard:

It was nice knowing you friends (x)

You know, it’s one thing to know that you’re going to have to buy a console for one certain title. 

It’s something else to realize that it may be the only title you wind up playing for the ENTIRE LIFE of said console. 

*SCREAMING*

FINALLY a game long enough to satisfy me!!!

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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